Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr & Marisa Miller are a Bastardly Fantasy
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Since it's our job to take really lame polls of near impossible (but still possible, damn it!) scenarios, let's get down & dirty (we wish)...
We conducted a similar poll last year: Ale & Miranda won.
Bastarchived in Alessandra Ambrosio, Babes, Bikini Pics, Fashion, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr
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Ale and Miranda...duh. I don't miss you Ale, you should have aborted it.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
i just passed out
what time is it?
why are my pants around my ankles?
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i think they're walking toward me...
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Hahahaha@John!
They all look like a bunch of sexy sexy bitches here.
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damn...Miranda is so tiny...you can see it when she is next to other chicks...I didnt know she was this tiny...Ale should never be allowed to pose without heels not like they make much of a difference but yeah...page 4...her long torso and short legs look weird as hell, especially when it is combined with her butt that she is trying to stick out...I just want Marissa, and I am good.
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miranda looks bow legged in the first pic
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Wayyy too much hotness!
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sweet jesus that is one hot photoshoot. makes me sad to think ale will never look this good again(unless i can slip a couple morning after pills in her morning tea)
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dude i just checked out that link to the old poll
that post is great
the pstroyer vs. omega crazy fan slap-fight is priceless
"Gold Jerry, GOLD!"
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i need a towel
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Well, these pictures have successfully put paid to my getting any sleep tonight.
Hey ho.
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kinda gone off Ale as of late, which is probably due to her lack of exposure on this site, so i'ma have to go with Miranda and Marissa
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that poll was pointless
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Either of them + eating crackers in my bed= More than Okay.
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#14 who the fuck are you kidding, they haven't had a meal since 2005
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Three of the Lord's finest examples...
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Alessandra and someone else (it doesn't matter)
Alessandra is the hottest one by far there.
But my dream would be Alessandra and Adriana
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miranda has the best body...with a little bit of curves....miller and ambrosio have those super long torsos...
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Gotta be Miranda and Ale.
Tough choice - obviously Miranda is a must, but choosing between the other two is not easy.
You shoulda stuck Adri in there. Then it would have been a no-brainer.
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they all look like body builders gone anorexic. something is wrong with this photoshoot. i think they all look better in candids.
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marisa and miranda please
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miranda and Ale to be oh so very original
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As Ricardo Montalban rounds the corner and says "My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island."
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oh good god, ale looks hot!!!
marissa and ale is my vote. pic 2 is very nice...
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Ali is on fire here!
I don't usually comment on the so called super models, but I'm speechless....Now anyway.....Ok starting now!
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i'd tap it on their foreheads. bleh, their stomachs make them look like lizards. too much definition. i've done worse tho.
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Ali rocks!
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yum-yum but ale is the seductive one. I like
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Damla, it's the slope of the shoreline, Marissa is actually the shortest of the three.
How about a Candi, Adriana, Irina threesome instead.
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Ale and Miranda for sure. Marissa with her dented silicone rules her out.
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33,
i didnt say anything about their height...Marissa might be shorter but Ale is the one with the shortest legs
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I don't care, I would take just one of them. Any of them. They're all gorgeous!
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Miranda's cute as hell.
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How id love love to suck up those juicy boobs right now...
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Ale and Miranda, of course!! Hot chickas.
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