Happy Bastardly Birthday To Alessandra Ambrosio!! Turns 27!
Friday, April 11th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

We'll be revisiting old pictures of Alessandra today in an effort to celebrate her birthday---Bastardly style.
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- Alessandra Ambrosio in Victoria's Secret Swim 2008 Catalogue













Bastardly has gone through some changes but this Ale obsession hasn't changed one bit. Lot's of Ale pics in one day. What else is new.
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ya, i know. we're desperately in search of an Ale replacement now that she's taken a dive for pregnancy...
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Who?
/I never heard of this person until I started coming to this site
//weird
///<--look 3 slashies!
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I know she's a granny but it's Michelle Pfeiffer's birthday on April 29. She's gonna turn 50. How abt a walk down memory lane?
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Alessandra will always be flawless in my eyes.
I absolutely love her!
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Ah, and I loved page 4. She is looking super cute.
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Well, I have some suggestions for her replacement...
What about Daniela Cicarelli..Or Jeíza Chiminazzo??
Well, Alessndra is looking fantastic,as always!hehehe
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Delectable. Delightful. Delovely.
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YAY! she's an aries like me
she's hot!!
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Happy Birthday to the hottie!
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No need to find a replacement for this woman! I think she will only get hotter (if that is possible) after she has the baby. I think she will finally get the curves she needs.
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Pic 4 is my favorite....
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page 4 is the best
body is flawless - 11 stars out of 10
face is a little different - 9 stars - something about her just aint right
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shes 27? Get outta town! She looks amazing. Most womens looks are over by the time they reach 23.
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#13
i think her FACE is ok, but body not quite.. face 9, body 7, if i must put it in numbers.. she is probably sexier pregnant.. with boobs and hips--
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Are you talking abt female celebs or women in general 14?
Some women peak in their late 20's ya know.
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