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Kaley Cuoco Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, July 6th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Rihanna’s 4th Of July Titty Celebration [HollywoodTuna]
- 4th of July Pool Party Girls [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lady Gaga Goes Topless [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Cameron Diaz For V-Magazine [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Janice Dickinson bikini pics [Celebslam]
- Model Monday: Doutzen Kroes [Complex]
- RPattz Does Not Love New York [Dlisted]
- Boooobs!: A Special Report [Yeeeah!]
- Michael Jackson Memorial Ticket On Ebay For $10,000 [Celebrity Odor]
- Raven [Flabber]
- Johs Duhamel is doing it wrong [The Blemish]
- Sarah Palin Tweets Out About her Resignation [Celeb Parasite]
- megan fox=bad example... [The Bastardly Society]
- Super Mega Female: Brooklyn Decker [Manofest]
- Lindsay Lohan And Her Chicken Legs [The Grumpiest]
- Alyssa Milano’s Lakers Booty Is Hot [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Hayden Panettiere To Pimp "I Love You, Beth Cooper" on Letterman!
Monday, July 6th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsCalling on Hayden fans!
She'll appear on the "Late Show with David Letterman" tonight to promote her new movie "I Love You, Beth Cooper." This is an important movie in Hayden's young Hollywood career, so we really hope she pulls it off with a huge opening at the box-office later this week. What will millions of dolphins & whales around the world do without its most biggest (yet stumpiest) supporters?
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Sugar Daddies On High Alert: Victoria Silvstedt Back In St. Tropez!
Monday, July 6th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News; INFphoto.comWith summer finally upon us, Victoria Silvstedt is back on the prowl in beautiful & luxurious St. Tropez, France. The 34-year old Swedish Playboy Playmate of the Year was spotted earlier today at the ultra-exclusive Le Club 55 (one of many beach clubs in the area).
V.Silvz didn't have anybody by her side, but I'm sure we'll see someone pop up over the next few days.
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Ashley Tisdale: More Bikini Pictures From Hawaiian Vacation
Monday, July 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

In case you haven't had enough of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini from her 4th of July/24th Birthday vacation with Scott Speer.
Also, did you know that's Ashley's natural color? The whole blonde Sharpay Evans High School Musical look was what Disney wanted her to look like the entire time she was doing those movies. Anyways, she's trying to get folks to not think about her as Sharpay anymore and is trying to get edgier with her second album. My advice, just get naked and we'll forget about Sharpay Evans.
"So after I'd finished all the promotion for 'High School Musical 3' I dyed my hair back to its original color. I'd been a blonde for five years; Disney wanted us to be those characters. But the new songs I was working on felt edgier, sort of back to how I was before 'High School Musical.' I wanted to show people a side of me they haven't seen before."
"A lot of the songs on the album are about survival and staying strong," says Tisdale, who co-wrote four cuts. "I really wanted it to be a statement and a reflection of what I've been through over the past year and how I've grown up." Source
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Megan Fox Shops At Whole Foods & Owns An Iphone!
Monday, July 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Would you believe Megan Fox when she says she prefers to do her own stunts? Well, she says she did about 40% of her stunts.
"I prefer to do as many stunts as possible. I'll do as many as my insurance will allow me to do.
"On 'Transformers' I did about 40 per cent of my own stunts but on the next movie I did all of them. People are constantly shocked at the beatings I can take. It's because once you have done 'Transformers' you feel like you can do anything. It's easy after going through that." Source
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Megan Fox Lookin' Crazy in New "Jennifer's Body" Trailer
Monday, July 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Here's the new trailer that went live today (thank you, Glimmer!):
About the movie:
The film follows Jennifer (Megan Fox), a mean-girl cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town. It is then up to her "plain Jane" best friend Needy (Amanda Seyfried) to kill Jennifer, escape from a correctional facility and go after lead singer Nikolai (Adam Brody) and his Satan-worshiping rock band responsible for the transformation. [Source]
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What Kind Of Crack Is Katie Price Smoking?! God Damn.
Monday, July 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinIt appears that Katie Price is really losing her mind after separating with Peter Andre. She's been caught whoring it up in Ibiza and over the weekend she was spotted wearing a leopard print mini dress while attending the Duke of Essex Polo Cup at Gaynes Park Estate.
What the fuck, right?
Even though she's reportedly swimming in an ocean of cash, I'm pretty sure she's doing her best to attract some innocent sugar daddy who'll fund her lavish lifestyle in exchange for prostitute-flavored sex.
BASTARDLY ASKS
What did Katie Price win a trophy for? Any guesses?

Here's our guess...
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