Bastardly Breaking News! Stephanie Seymour goes to the beach!

Who can ever forget Stephanie Seymour in the music video for November Rain...classic. She's not quite 40 yet like Monica Bellucci but according to awesome folks at wikipedia she just turned 38 this past weekend.

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MY GOD!!!!!! THAT WOMAN IS STILL HOT AS HELL!!!!!

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 1:28pm
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Good job Steph!

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 1:42pm
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old hot chicks rule

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 1:44pm
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She's so beautiful. It's nice to see some real curves on a woman. But I really hope that old man is her dad, not her husband.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 1:49pm
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nice!!!

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 1:58pm
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thanks you steph....get wet for us anytime!!!

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:05pm
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My god she is STILL SO HOT!! wow. Now that is a true VS supermodel, none of the current trend of rabbit looking anerexic hos.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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i'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice CHIANTI!!

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:35pm
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I'll tap that ass with my friends all nite long..

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:46pm
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Incredible. I would fuck the false teeth out of her head.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:56pm
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ahah..still hot even when shes changing her baby's diaper. I like it.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:58pm
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I used to jerk it to her waaaaaay back in the day and I still would. Fuckin' hot as shit. I think she's the one who turned me on to fake titties.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 3:07pm
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How come whenever someone runs into the ocean, be it man or woman, they always do it sissy style with their hand's up in the air, looking very uncoordinated? Just something that makes you think.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 3:13pm
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Sizzling hot

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 3:54pm
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She's so beautiful.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 4:45pm
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No idea who she was to be honest, but I'll be damned if I look like that after 4 kids at 38. Ladies, from a quick trusty google search I learned the secret to her beauty is as easy as ABC:

(a) being rich
(b) epsom salts - huh?
(c) PROACTIV!!!

I'd rather poke myself in my eyeballs than listen to her speak though. Google cache gives you access to her oldschool Proactiv video stint. Haha.
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:38b4qzEhBvAJ:www.proactiv.com/celeb/...

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 5:04pm
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arms of the insect probably locust type

Saturday, July 29th, 2006 @ 1:31am
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fuck the false teeth out of her head

that may be the funniest comment ever..

Saturday, July 29th, 2006 @ 5:26pm
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I'd gladly pull that wedgie out with my teeth.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:40pm
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