Bastardly Breaking News! Stephanie Seymour goes to the beach!
Friday, July 28th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Who can ever forget Stephanie Seymour in the music video for November Rain...classic. She's not quite 40 yet like Monica Bellucci but according to awesome folks at wikipedia she just turned 38 this past weekend.











MY GOD!!!!!! THAT WOMAN IS STILL HOT AS HELL!!!!!
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Good job Steph!
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old hot chicks rule
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She's so beautiful. It's nice to see some real curves on a woman. But I really hope that old man is her dad, not her husband.
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nice!!!
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thanks you steph....get wet for us anytime!!!
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My god she is STILL SO HOT!! wow. Now that is a true VS supermodel, none of the current trend of rabbit looking anerexic hos.
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i'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice CHIANTI!!
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I'll tap that ass with my friends all nite long..
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Incredible. I would fuck the false teeth out of her head.
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ahah..still hot even when shes changing her baby's diaper. I like it.
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I used to jerk it to her waaaaaay back in the day and I still would. Fuckin' hot as shit. I think she's the one who turned me on to fake titties.
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How come whenever someone runs into the ocean, be it man or woman, they always do it sissy style with their hand's up in the air, looking very uncoordinated? Just something that makes you think.
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Sizzling hot
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She's so beautiful.
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No idea who she was to be honest, but I'll be damned if I look like that after 4 kids at 38. Ladies, from a quick trusty google search I learned the secret to her beauty is as easy as ABC:
(a) being rich
(b) epsom salts - huh?
(c) PROACTIV!!!
I'd rather poke myself in my eyeballs than listen to her speak though. Google cache gives you access to her oldschool Proactiv video stint. Haha.
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:38b4qzEhBvAJ:www.proactiv.com/celeb/...
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arms of the insect probably locust type
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fuck the false teeth out of her head
that may be the funniest comment ever..
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I'd gladly pull that wedgie out with my teeth.
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