Bastardly Hot or Not: Bianca Gascoigne @ Ashlee Simpson's Birthday Party
Friday, October 20th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
How do you know you have no career?
Answer: Your name is on Ass' birthday party guestlist & you ACTUALLY end up showing face!!
And the Wiki says...
Bianca Gascoigne (born October/November 1987) is the step-daughter of footballer Paul Gascoigne. She is the daughter of his ex-wife Sheryl, and has one brother and one half-brother.
Bianca first came to public attention when she talked about her experiences growing up in a house where her step-father Gascoigne was abusing her mother. These newspaper stories led to her and Gazza (Gascoigne's nickname) becoming estranged from each other to the point where he no longer acknowledges her as his daughter.
Most recently, Bianca has won ITV's reality TV show, Love Island, which is set in Fiji. She admitted on the show that she had had a breast enlargement in February 2006. [Wiki]
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Adorable. Marry me?
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Gambling and this color should be kept on Indian reservations
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way too much makeup. other than that, she's okay.
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shoes are way too big for her,makeup is on the heavy side.other than that she's O.K really nothing hot.
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Cute face, wack eye make-up.....I'd say hot though.
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Is everybody nuts today? Nuts! I tell you. Nuts!
Your peter meters are all off. To balance this rating injustice, I will have to give her a 2 out of 10.
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I dunno...she looks good to me, aside from the weird eye makeup thing. I'd piss in her ass.
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She looks like a pig dipped in ocean blue dye
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There is nothing wrong with this girl that a hard cock in the face wouldn't cure
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Her face is sooo dumb!! - definitely fuckable, if you cover up that face and don't start a conversation.
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What a fatass. She looks bloated and fat in all of these pictures.
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Sorry, but does anyone else think she looks like a puppy with downs syndrome?
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Ok, I just read my quote and that was a bit mean wasn't it?
Let me clarify:
aside from the fake tan, the ugly nails, the eye makeup, and the perpetually "slow" look on her face... she's good. Not above average. But good.
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Spphia: You're right.
I think she got the fake rack to distract people from the fact that she looks like a chubby version of that cocker spaniel from "Lady and the Tramp" in the face.
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Sophia, even
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7/10 but without the silly make up
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love her eyes. she's got that Tara thing going on
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Cute, yes. Hot, no.
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where the hell did her chin disappear too? in some of the photos it looks like her chin merged with her neck to make chineck...
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Wannabe f**kbunny. Built for speed but crys during sex.
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not after i`ve seen her hairy cunt in the pics same night
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You guys must be nutz!
she may not be a stick figure, but she sure does have quality in the main requirements(tits legs and arse). i'd wouldn't mind spending all night hanging out of her! you could go to town on her and not be afraid of snapping her.
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She reminds me of a brunette Britany spears.
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