Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited - Michelle





Michelle writes:

It was interesting last time so why not? I'm Michelle, 21, and getting closer to finishing school with a degree in history, with plans to go to law school. I'm very happy about life in general!



Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
None! I love Gael Garcia Bernal, Olivier Martinez, Jim Morrison (R.I.P. Lizard King), Robert Plant, Adrien Brody, Anderson Cooper, Cristiano Ronaldo, Jude Law, and Harrison Ford. Those are real men!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'm a realist- not Mother Theresa. 3 million would go such a long way!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?

No. But I've had a random mixture of MK Olsen (wtf!), Jessica Alba, Tyra Banks, JLo, etc. Must be the complexion thing but I'm not one to complain!

What makes you Bastardly?
I'm a true to the core fan of this site since the beginning. I can't get enough of it! p.s. Jackson's a badass!!!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you're hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Seems nice.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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yeah, seems nice, but looks a little weathered from too many beers and too much college life.
she has that standard "i'm about to graduate college" look, ya know? the eyes are hollow and jaded
however i am in that exact same situation

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 12:55pm
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homegirl could get it...one of the better POA ive seen out of the BLOTDs.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:23pm
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It just me or does she look like that bitch Grace from one of the UK Big Brothers?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:26pm
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Yes!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:28pm
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Ah, *that* is who she reminded me of a little bit - good eye!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:41pm
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Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:06pm
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You know. She's not a 10, but 10's can sometimes be sort of bore to be honest.
She looks like she would be fun, energetic and she likes real men. None of this Constantine Marolis bull. Shovel face looking mofo.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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Single-bagger. No, wait, double-bagger.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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Loved page 2. kinky

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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Her friend on page 3 needs to hookup with some whitening strips for those teef!!!

Deezam girl!!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:11pm
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This is one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen as a BLOD - I can't understand why she has 4 stars! Seriously, she's like a 2 out of 10... Every single one of the friends she posed with is about 10 times hotter than her, including the Mexican guy!

HUGE, freaking SHAPELESS nose! This is the perfect candidate for a complete nose-job...

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:19pm
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She's cute but her friends (esp. the one on page 5) are way hotter.

I think she would look much better with darker hair, this is too light for her skin tone.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:22pm
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Jewish? What are you smoking? I can guarantee this chick is a Christian Italian. In college I dated them exclusively, they are plain and a dime a dozen here in NY.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:31pm
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she's not a super model by any stretch, but she's pretty hot and she has a freaking rush t-shirt! what's not to like?!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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not bad

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:48pm
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Goddamnit.

Not another fucking co-ed.

NEXT.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 3:05pm
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"...Anderson Cooper, Cristiano Ronaldo...Those are real men!".

Uh... seriously?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 3:15pm
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I can't decide which is worse the dreadful pink costume or the nose.
Did you get hit in the face with a frying pan?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 3:47pm
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I know that nose occupies 80% of her face

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 3:55pm
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This is the first BLOTD that I have ever flat out said that I'd pee in her butt. I like the nose. It works well with her eyes and smile. Only thing I don't like is that there aren't any good leg shots, and the fact that she's just another coed just like mentioned above.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:05pm
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looks like a high maintenance trophy wife in training also....

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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Ugly cunt.

Fucking sick of cunts like this, you're a fucking vacous air burglar like the rest of them. Pout, snog friend, wear something sexy.......blah, blah fucking blah

Boring..............NEXT! (and fucking quickly please)

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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elvis is going to go out on a limb here and say that judging by her outfits she is a softball whore

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:11pm
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Big Papi I thought trophy wives were pretty on the outside?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:23pm
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I need to see some legs and ass.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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that's quite a honker on honey bunny there.... BUT, she's wearing a Rush concert T, and frankly that appeals to high school geek in me. but still, that honker.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:52pm
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EASILY the 2nd Hottest BLOtD, the hottest if you dont count Jailbait.

for my "type", at first meeting, for me personally this girl pretty much personifies it.

healthy body, not too thin, not overweight? yep.
good personality? yep.
nose thats a little too big? yep.

hair/skin/eye color is irrelevant.

if you saw my post on ashley tisdale, she has the same qualities....like i said, hair/eye/skin color is IRRELEVANT.

if the bastardly puts up a vote for "Bastardly Women Of The Year" so far, Michelle has got my vote.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:14pm
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she probably can't even name one song from Rush....another poser with a vintage concert T....

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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Summer going fast, nights growing colder. children growing up, old friends growing older.

freeze this moment a little bit longer, make each impression a little bit stronger...

experiance slips away...

the innocence slips away....

some of the best lyrics in music history right there.....

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:42pm
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Uh, big-nosed whore, Anderson Cooper is gay. If you did not know that then you are fucking retarded.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:29pm
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Hey Papi, i just realized, cant really call her a "poseur" with a Vintage Rush T Shirt.

Snakes And Arrows, which, i believe shes wearing the tour shirt for, came out in May of this year.

even if shes young, maybe she just got introduced to them VIA Snakes and Arrows.

I didnt find them till Counterparts myself.

BUt, Snakes and Arrows was released this year, so, its not really a vintage T Shirt.

and anyone else thats a rush fan like me here dig Muse? i think they are the next step in the evolutionary RUSH chain.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:49pm
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Crackhead u need to keep your comments short, it takes me forever to scroll down past them..

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:53pm
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me likes.seems very girly and smart.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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shes definitely not italian whoever said that...
i'd agree with jewish

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 7:34pm
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you, and your friends, are plain as fuck.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 9:48pm
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i bet she's got a nice furry cooter

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 9:52pm
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the nose is a bit bulbous and greasy...hot points for the pink outfit though...3 out of 5...

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 11:03pm
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i'm not jewish, but think there are many JAP's out there. hot as hades. they don't all have big noses, but some do and are hot as fuck anyway. israel is the next brazil. . . lol you'll see. . . anyway, nice BLOTD. sorry if you;re not jewish just noticed the responses. i'd knock in an RBI on that.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 4:35am
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by the way. . . very many sexy as sin ladies crawling all over eastern europe with what some may call oversized noses, trunks, beaks, et al. but they are damn smokin' like our girl here. so like it or not i think it's catching on. like hair color. . . IRRELEVANT.(but i love a redhead)

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 4:41am
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and GO SOX!!!

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 4:47am
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Total hottie. And of course you already know that or you wouldn't have posted your pics on bastardly, nevertheless, if people say mean things ignore them.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 8:04am
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paco you're retarded. Eastern European girls are known for having smaller facial features and very feminine look. You can't compare Jewish girls to them. It's a known fact that Jews are not the best looking people but it's not their fault it's genetics.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 8:29am
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junglegirl is an idiot, making generalizations on a religious community. i'd say most middle easterners in general have large honkers. if a jew has a large nose, you can pinpoint that to being from a specific part of the world, not what religion they practice. moron.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 1:59pm
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well spoken. . .

Saturday, October 27th, 2007 @ 2:06am
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Cute. But not hot.
junglegirl...small facial features does NOT equal feminine...big facial features are ectually much more feminine (ex: big eyes, big lips, etc)

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 12:40am
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italians are predominantly catholic, no?

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 1:35am
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mm-kay I bet she's Jewish

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:29pm
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Also...That pink outfit is hot. Hell with third base, she makes me want to hit a homerun!
Go SOX!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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I'd give her a hot load

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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STILL the hottest BLOTD ever...

Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ 2:52pm
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