Charlize Theron Needs The Assistance Of Your Tongue
Saturday, March 25th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
It's the weekend, so who's hungry for some baked Charlize Theron?
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Why her bod is so strange colored...looks very unnatural. But she is yumm like always.
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Holy Tanning Salon BastardlyMan!!!! BronzeFinger Strikes AGAIN!!!
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Damn director's chair.
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She should be covered in gravy
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Just so unnatural. No yum factor.
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so hot she baked heself to a golden brown
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Clearly she's been painted gold to match the chair. It's not bad fake tanning at all, it's makeup. Foos.
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Now this is a gorgeous woman. She is perfect
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Are ya'll stupid? She's not being fake-baked, she's supposed to look golden. I think it's a cool pic.
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I don't give a crap what she is "supposed' to look like she looks like a butterball
and her hands are the size of oven-mits
so hot, but not perfect
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SHE IS HOT HOT HOT HOOOOTHOOOOT TO DEATH SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOLDEN ANGEL CHARLIZE YOU TURN ME ONNNNN
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Harlize Amazon is always a favorite. @omglike*
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They could have painted her green with pink dots and I would still fuck her proper.
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Shes supossed to be gold lol! Its not fake bake tan
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I bet the director licked that chare
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the best looking girl in hollywood....period
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