For The Ladies: Michael Phelps - 4x100 Freestyle Relay
Thursday, August 14th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
The race where the US won by a fingertip. Phelps looks pretty excited to say the least...Phelps: 'Greatest Olympian? It's a pretty neat title'
Of his achievement of 11 career golds, Phelps said: "I'm almost at a loss for words. To be the most decorated Olympian of all time, it just sounds weird. I am speechless. It started to sink in after the butterfly. I was trying to focus on my next race, but I kept thinking 'Wow. Greatest Olympian of all time.' It's a pretty neat title and I'm definitely honoured. An Olympic gold medal stays with you for ever. It never gets old, listening to your national anthem with a gold medal around your neck." Source
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He's quite cute when he closes his mouth.
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RESPECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Finally..
I would so some crazy stuff to that! I love his long, lean chisled body.
I's hit it till he passed out.
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yep def. jealous of his body
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Congrats to him for winning but hes not my type.
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He can get those chompers fixed with cash he's going to have rolling in.
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While I agree that he has accomplished much in his life, I think that it is a stretch to say he is the greatest Olympian of all time. The fact that there are about 52 different swimming events in the Olympics has helped his cause. It would be impossible for a figure skater, wrestler or soccer player to win as many golds as there are fewer events. Of course, Canada has not won a single medal yet...
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I agree! It's the same swimmers over and over again, but in different events. Is there everything more boring than watching swimming events?
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Thanks man for pointing that out that's pretty important to realize that in swimming he has man chances for medals and in other sports like basketball and softball you can only get one. Remember the 1992 USA men's basketball team; the greatest of all time? The "Dream Team" had people like larry Bird, MJ, Scottie Pippen, Charles Barkley, Clyde Drexler, David Robinson, Chris Mullen, John Stockton, Christian Laettner, and Patrick Ewing. Where are they supposed to rank?!?!
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Yep, the greatest swimmer of all time, but not the greatest Olympian. He's great but not quite as great as he thinks, getting a bit full of himself. I wouldn't even say he's a great as Kerri Strug, sticking that landing on an injured ankle. Let's see, she had to overcome the adversity of having to spin all over the place and land on a busted ankle with the pressure pf a medal on the line (at least everyone thought so), Phelps has thus far had to overcome . . . leaky goggles.
As for all-time greats, see Cassius Clay, Jesse Owens, Carl Lewis, and others.
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If I have to hear about how he consumes 10,000 to 12,000 calories a day one more time, I'm going to puke. He's a athlete and athlete's consume more than the average person, because they burn so many calories. It's not really a news flash.
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He looks . . . special.
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He's so ugly
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good job, man...there is nothing like the feeling of winning, accomplishing, being number one...but all those veins in his body turn me off too much for me to find him hot but page 6 is pretty much perfect
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except for his face
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yep...his face is busted.
I'd let him hit it doggy style so I wouldnt have to deal with that.
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lmao
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You are so offensive.
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heehee ;)
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BTW he also has no ass...
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His facial features are consistent with the unusual administration of high doses of HGH, which he took unadvertently from his trainers since he was a kid, in order to make him the swimming freak he is today.
God bless America!
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Dr Phil, suck a large cock.
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Unusual doses of Human Growth Hormone, as those taken by Phelps during his growth years, are also known to induce the unusual growth of the penis.
If that turns you on, be my guest!
Look for pics on acromegaly, an endocrine disorder, compare those faces with Phelps, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
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I think you are referring to gigantism here, since it's only called acromegaly when it occurs in an adult. gigantism occurs in kids and makes their jaws and limbs really big n ugly. acromegaly only results in thicker bones and sometimes a bigger shoesize. please inform yourself before you go and try to be smart!
xo.
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Did I say Phelps suffers acromegaly? No, I didn't. I said Phelps looks like he abuses HGH, and I suggested you people search for pics of acromegaly patients, to see the "facies" abnormal amounts of HGH produce on an adult.
Phelps suffers neither from gigantism nor acromegaly; he simply used (or uses) HGH and his face shows some (little) side effects.
Believe me, I am very well informed and quite smart!
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and modest, too.
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lewl!
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I'm not saying he suffers from either acromegaly or gigantism. All I'm saying is that IF you see features of him that are comparable to abuse of HGH, it has to be gigantism, because there's allmost no visible side-effect from acromegaly by the way.
Personally I think he doesn't look like someone who is/has been abusing HGH. He has Marfan Syndrome. I see the elonged face, long thin fingers and long limbs like in Marfan's, but no gigantism symptoms.
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When I saw this on TV, I was expecting a lazerbeam to shoot out of his mouth.
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Met him once in a bar here in Ann Arbor. Extremely nice and looks like every other college guy when he's (unfortunately) fully clothed.
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why wouldn't you post the speedo pics??? those are the best, and kind of the only reason women are into him. he's got the sexiest pubic bones
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Very very proud of this guy. He is only like what 23? Look how much he has accomplished, and ya all r just jealous. he's a cutie, I doubt that he took HGH bc athletes aren't aloud to take anything bc they get blood tests. Anyway he's great and I love him so much!
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If he took HGH during his growing years, that would give him an artificial advantage on height, hands and feet size against his oponents, and that could not be detectable today.
Besides, the seric life of somatropine is of only 3 to 5 hours. If carefully used, tests will not detect HGH abuse.
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what about Red Bull doc?
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While Red Bull contains no prohibited substance, I don't think any athlete would risk drinking a can of a misterious substance packed with dubious ingredients right before a competition.
Red Bull does contain glucuronolactone, which is sometimes administered to improve the metabolism of other drugs.
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Fuck America, and fuck Michael Phelps. What, this is the two weeks out of every four years when America pretends to give a shit about the rest of the world?
Ooooooh, the little Chinese girl was lip-synching. That's pretty rich coming from the nation that foisted Britney Spears onto the rest of the world, where "artists" like Madonna and Janet Jackson can't be bothered to sing in concert.
And let's not forget about those mean old Russkies! Invading a sovereign country for the sole purpose of taking control of its oil pipelines. I mean, America would never do such a thing, right? That's ludicrous.
And America would never do business with a government who could care less about the human rights of their citizens. Like Iraq. Or China. Whoops!
George Bush and his daddy's cronies need to be brought up on War Crimes, as do the CEO's of all the major oil companies. I know it will never happen, but I can dream. Meanwhile, the citizens of America better sack up, because they are about to be handed a bill they can't pay.
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Typically american.
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Typically american dumbass sore loser.
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It's easy to kiss an American's ass, because they're so fucking huge. Nation of Pigs.
Oink, oink.
Can't you people find anything other to do than stuff your fat greasy faces?
Go take a walk.
Oh, I forgot, you don't like to walk, or run.
Why should you?
It's much more relaxing to sit in your car and belch carbon monoxide into the atmosphere, and pretend that no one else on the face of the earth exists.
Well, soon enough, because of climate change, something you pigs are directly responsible for, the poor and downtrodden of this would are going to have nowhere to live, and guess what?
We're all coming to America!
Think you'll welcome us with open arms?
Or you think you pigs will react in a way that will make the Nazi's look evenhanded?
I'm guessing the latter.
Take your gold medals and dip them in chocolate, because that's about all their good for.
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"Think you'll welcome us with open arms?"
well duder........ if it came to this, yes i would.
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Sadie, you're my new favorite person.
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he's just too sexy.
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damn peeps............ dont be hatin. just being bastardly and stirrin the pot a little. i'm an american yes but i also believe in free speech. i'll listen to anything you have to say, just dont be rude, hateful or get personal.
peace
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGM.
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I like his thinness but that's about it. He's too big, has an ugly body shape and is in desperate need of a rhinoplasty and an otoplasty.
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I don't think he'll beat mark spitz's record of 7 medals in one olympics though. He may even it.
I think a few of the people in this thread who are hesitant to label him the greatest olympian simply because swimming isn't as possible as say, boxing. Not only does he clean up in the medals, he's broken the world records repeatedly. He'd better that Ian Thorpe now, although Ian Thorpe retired while still in his prime.
Go and have a look at Stephanie Rice, she's one of the hottest olympian I've seen so far I'd say, and she's good. Three gold medals these olympics along with setting three new world records.
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HOT! HOT! HOT!
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I love him! He's so sexy and sweet and adorable. I'm so proud of him and his accomplishments.
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HE IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE
YUMMAY
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Phelps is phenomenal.
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god he's ugly, i bet his dad were a fish
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BITCH PLEASE HE'S SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOT I WANNA DO DIRTY DIRTY THINGS TO HIM ALL DAY EVERYDAY
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