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Paris Hilton + San Diego politics = hot

Forget the party circuit. These days Paris Hilton's more likely to pop up on the campaign trail.

After her ephemeral essence was used in one of Sen. John McCain's political spots to bad-mouth presidential rival Sen. Barack Obama's "celebrity," to great or groan-inducing effect, she's now featured in a political ad in the 50th Congressional District race between Republican incumbent Brian Bilbray and Democratic challenger Nick Leibham. [San Diego Tribune]

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The chick in some of the other pics is fellow Brit clubstitute Chantelle Houghton.

Yes, Chanelle is simply another one of the many, many skanky hos that Britain farts out each year. Here's some more info:

Chanelle Jade Hayes (born 11 November 1987 in Styal, Cheshire, England) is an ex-British reality television contestant. She has also launched a singing career, and has modelled for calendar and magazine shoots. Chanelle was a student at NEW College, Pontefract, Wakefield, West Yorkshire, studying Spanish, Music & English before becoming famous by appearing on the Channel 4 reality show Big Brother in 2007 when she was 19 years old. [Wiki]

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Jillian's Grace road through Skanky Hollywood was a total success. Most chicks in Washington, Missouri graduate high school & do one of two things: Get knocked up or attend the local community college (and then get knocked up), but Jillian busted out of there & onto the Howard Stern show!

From there, she did test shots for Playboy magazine & then eventually honored as Playboy's Playmate of the Month for March 2005! Like all the other hot chicks w/ Hef, while at the Playboy mansion, Jillian hosted many parties which were attended by Hollywood horndoggs. And, got pregnant.

Enter David Spade.

It was rumored a while back that David Spade had a brief relationship (3-5 minutes in lenght) with Jillian Grace (i.e. unprotected, drunken sex in the famous grotto @ the Playboy Mansion). He wasn't convinced he was baby-daddy, but said he'd fully support the kid if tests revealed otherwise.

Test revealed otherwise.

D. Spade's rep, Meredith O'Sullivan, dropped the bomb to People.com, confirming his paternity.

"David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting 'Rules of Engagement.'"

So yeah, it must feel great to be getting no-strings-attached cash from a somewhat successful Hollywood star. And, for all you girls in search of Hollywood success, make sure you study the Jillian's life.

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These were snapped @ Ripley's Believe it or Not Red Hot Carpet Gala held at the Trocadero Centre in London.

So, how's Katie Price polluting society these days? She has a new line of skanky clothing for horses & their slutty/gay riders. Check out pics over here.

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Pictured above, Carmen Electra is one of the main stars of the new spoof flick that no one is talking about----actually, I shouldn't say that. The few people who're talking about it have really disastrous things to say.

Let's review the headlines floating around:

'Disaster Movie' turns out to be just that
Disaster Movie voted the worst of all time
Disastrous disaster movie
Disaster Movie is cinematic pollution
"Disaster Movie" less funny than real ones

As per Box Office Mojo, the flick production costs were around $20mil & marketing was probably another couple mil. And, as of today, it has raked in a modest $7mil, so assuming they put some additional Kim Kardashian sex tape footage in the upcoming DVD, I'm pretty sure they'll actually make money at the end of the day.

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These were snapped in London.

Bianca is just another one of those slutty British chicks who does nothing but prowl the clubs of London for sugar daddies who'll fund her lifestyle of sex, high end handbags, upscale restaurants & even more sex. And, that's another reason she's at a condom launch party.

For those of you don't know, she's footballer Paul Gascoigne's estranged step-daughter, who has successfully used her inkling of fame to jump on to lame reality TV shows in England. Find out more over here.

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