Breaking!! Jessica Alba Drinks Coffee From The Coffee Bean!!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
It looks like Ashley Tisdale's incessant marketing on behalf Coffee Bean is actually working on other celebrities...
Alba Is Obama's Latest Looker! RNC a Celeb Desert!
Denver, natch, was the place to be last week if you were looking for our fave kind of Star Spangled Banner. Seriously, the Democratic National Convention was like shopping on Roberston Boulevard on a Saturday. Obama pulled A-listers like Susan Sarandon, Kanye West, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake and Oprah Winfrey—just to name a few.
Let's just hope these starry salutes don't backfire on the historic candidate, but what with Jed and Elly May Clampett running against him, don't think that's too much of a prob. [E! Online]
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Breaking!! Christina Aguilera Spends TIme With Baby Max!!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAs most of you know, Christina unveiled her latest contribution to modern society earlier this week: A new perfume called Inspire. Here's what she wore to the event.
After you've successfully caked on five pounds of makeup on your face, you can now spray yourself with Inspire to smell like Christina, as well. Since Christina likes to overdo everything, make sure you use the entire bottle in one sitting.
These pics were snapped yesterday as the couple departed their NYC hotel with baby Max in hand (or at least a replica of baby Max).
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Elizabeth Hurley @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
The night even Liz Hurley got squiffy... and she wasn't the only one
Elizabeth Hurley has perfected the art of red carpet glamour.
But even she succumbed to the lure of the free bar at last night's star-studded GQ Men of the Year awards and left the event looking uncharacteristically worse for wear.
The 43-year-old former actress arrived earlier looking her usual groomed to within an inch of her life self.
However, by the time she was seen leaving the bash at the Royal Opera House, she was holding her head in her hands, and sat slightly slumped in her chauffeur driven car. [Daily Mail]
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Christina Aguilera Looking Hot @ Her New Perfume Launch in NYC
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThis is definitely hotter than what Victoria Beckham wore to her new perfume launch. These were snapped @ the Herald Square Macy's in NYC.
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Breaking News!! Heidi Klum Shops @ Whole Foods!
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: REVOLUTIONPIX/bauergriffinonline.com...And, she looks really hot doing it! Also, here's the Gabrielle Reece post referenced in the caption.
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Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Play Mommy & Daddy. Aaw.
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Even though I'm sure plastic surgeons were on hand following Jessica's delivery of Honor Warren (yes, their kid's name is 'Honor'), she cleaned up very nicely. These were snapped as the couple went for a celebrity stroll in Hollywood over the long weekend.
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