Breaking News! Kelly Osbourne Hails Cab Using Her iPhone!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
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Breaking!! Jessica Alba Drinks Coffee From The Coffee Bean!!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

It looks like Ashley Tisdale's incessant marketing on behalf Coffee Bean is actually working on other celebrities...
Alba Is Obama's Latest Looker! RNC a Celeb Desert!
Denver, natch, was the place to be last week if you were looking for our fave kind of Star Spangled Banner. Seriously, the Democratic National Convention was like shopping on Roberston Boulevard on a Saturday. Obama pulled A-listers like Susan Sarandon, Kanye West, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake and Oprah Winfrey—just to name a few.
Let's just hope these starry salutes don't backfire on the historic candidate, but what with Jed and Elly May Clampett running against him, don't think that's too much of a prob. [E! Online]
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Breaking!! Christina Aguilera Spends TIme With Baby Max!!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAs most of you know, Christina unveiled her latest contribution to modern society earlier this week: A new perfume called Inspire. Here's what she wore to the event.
After you've successfully caked on five pounds of makeup on your face, you can now spray yourself with Inspire to smell like Christina, as well. Since Christina likes to overdo everything, make sure you use the entire bottle in one sitting.
These pics were snapped yesterday as the couple departed their NYC hotel with baby Max in hand (or at least a replica of baby Max).
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Hayden Panettiere Pounded A Venti Coffee From Starbucks Before Letterman!
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Our favorite lil' midget or really tight package (depending on your perspective) made her rounds through various TV shows yesterday to plug the upcoming season of Heroes. After hitting up TRL dressed in a super tight mini, she hit up Starbucks and bounced over to Letterman.
Season 3's 2-hour premiere hits TV sets on September 22nd, so mark your calendars!
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Breaking News!! Heidi Klum Shops @ Whole Foods!
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: REVOLUTIONPIX/bauergriffinonline.com...And, she looks really hot doing it! Also, here's the Gabrielle Reece post referenced in the caption.
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Breaking! Leona Lewis Autographs With Blue Sharpie!!
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped as Leona Lewis arrived at the Good Morning America studios earlier today.
LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH
Whoopsy daisy. Leona Lewis - a girl blessed with a scarily technical voice in place of a personality – is facing the horror of a pre-fame album release.
Before Simon Cowell drooled all over the judge's table and declared her the best thing since high-waisted trews, Lewis laid down a ten-track album with record company UEG.
Once she was crowned winner of X Factor and signed to Cowell's label Syco, the pre-fame album was blocked, despite attempts to release it throughout 2007.
Until now… because UEG have won the right to unleash the album on the American public. Happily this coincides with the US release of Leona's over-produced, vocal freight train of an album 'Spirit', leaving her in direct competition with herself. [Holy Moly]






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