Surprise, Surprise! Jenna Jameson Pregnant With Twins!
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Workum/BAUER-GRIFFIN...Just like every other celebrity out there.
I have a feeling Jenna Jameson's moving into the phase of life where she wants to deny her pornographic past and attempt to become a normal celebrity. Money can buy a lot of things in life, but respect won't come so easily...
Anyway, she recently made a Myspace blog entry stating that her second ultrasound today revealed "two big healthy babies with pounding hearts." It'll be very interesting to see how her kids turn out.
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Knocked Up Rating: Rebecca Romijn Pregnant With Twins
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
These were snapped yesterday as Rebecca & husband Jerry O'Connell left a party in L.A.Jerry O'Connell Sorry About Calling Rebecca Romijn 'Huge'
Jerry O'Connell is apologizing to his wife Rebecca Romijn — who is pregnant with twin girls — for joking about her size when he appeared on a late-night talk show Friday.
"I regret calling my wife 'huge' on Conan O'Brien," O'Connell tells People magazine. "I meant to say that there are specific areas of my wife that are larger than normal and growing every day. All other portions of my wife are quite petite. I apologize to her and will be coming home with flowers." [Fox News]
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Knocked Up Rating: Ashlee Simpson @ 2008 MTV VMAs
Monday, September 8th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
I'm about 98% sure that Ashlee's the most annoying pregnant chick out there in wannabe-celebrity-land. But then again, I'm kinda glad she is because Pete Wentz is on the receiving end of the annoying stick.
And, the Sun is reporting that Ass is expecting twins (surprise, surprise!). It's so fucked up how every single celeb & wannabe-celeb is having twins. Here's more Ass from the red carpet:
Speaking on the red carpet, she explained how she maintained her looks during the pregnancy.
“It's the three Bs - the boobs, the belly and the booty,” she revealed. “When you are choosing dresses, you have to pick ones that don't stick to your belly.”
The singer’s representative has refused to confirm reports the couple are expecting twins, saying, “It’s not true” when confronted with the rumours. [The Sun]
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Chris Evans's Girlfriend Makes Pregnancy Look Hot! Ow!
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThese were snapped @ the GQ Awards last night.
Can someone ID his woman? Here's the Wiki on the dude...
Chris Evans (born Christopher Evans, 1 April 1966, Warrington, England) is an English radio/television presenter and radio/television producer. [Wiki]
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Pregnant Minne Driver Needs To Stop Hitting Up The Beach
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
When's this woman gonna explode?! I think she might be ready...
And the Wiki says...
Minnie Driver (born January 31, 1970) is an Emmy-, BAFTA- and Academy Award-nominated English actress and singer-songwriter. She was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her performance in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting.
Driver has been linked romantically with several of her costars, including John Cusack, Josh Brolin, and Matt Damon. A false rumour circulated that Driver found out that Damon had broken up with her when he announced it on The Oprah Winfrey Show[7] —a version of events that both Damon and Driver have repeatedly denied.[8] Driver was engaged to marry Brolin before a sudden breakup in 2001. Driver has said her relationship with Brolin's stepmother, Barbra Streisand, was difficult. On March 13, 2008, during an appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, she announced that she is currently expecting her first child in August. This announcement ended weeks of speculation that she was pregnant. Driver has also admitted that she is "hoping for a girl." She is also cousin to American singer/songwriter/actor Josh Driver. [Wiki]
Alessandra Ambrosio Gives Birth To A Girl. Hotness Recovery Begins.
Monday, August 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Here's what she told People Magazine:
"To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m.," Ambrosio says in a statement. "She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect." [People Magazine]
Believe it or not, but Ale plans to be back in biz by November---yes, right in time for Victoria's Secret's Annual Lingerie Fashion Show. Can't wait!
Anyway, many congrats go out to our favorite super model!
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