One comment to end them all

One comment to end them all

Joined 27 weeks 23 hours ago

Was bastardly 5 hours 46 min 37 sec ago

One comment to end them all's Bio

One comment to end them all hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!... (on Miranda Kerr @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards)
  • I'd stick it up her pooper.... (on Shakira @ 2008 ALMA Awards)
  • I'd so it that.... (on Amerie @ 3rd Annual "Hot In Hollywood" Event)
  • Tiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!... (on Tila Tequila & Coutenay Semal @ Apple Lounge)
  • OWWWWWWWWW!!!... (on Sophia Bush Buys Two Starbucks Beverages!)
  • Yay Rach!!... (on Rachel Bilson Owns A Blackberry 8700c & Wears Ray-Bans!)
  • I so fucking love Amy!!... (on Amy Smart - Late Show With Craig Ferguson)
  • Tiiiiiiiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... (on Tila Tequila @ Madden NFL 09 VIP Party)
  • Lub! Lub!... (on Bai Ling @ Phil Maloof's Light It Up Party)
  • So cute.... (on Danica McKellar Promote Her Books @ Good Morning America)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I'm definitely a night person.
    I'm something of a rice chaser.
    I don't get why some VS models are well... VS models.
    I prefer classy to trashy - this rules out most so-called 'celebs' like Kimbo.
    I'm weirdly fascinated by the sisters of celebs (like Khloe).
    I'm bastardly!

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Deserted beach

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I lub Bai Ling! Lub! Lub!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Not fat
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    There are too many to list
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    Your favorite food is...
    Mexican, Indian, and Japanese
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Kimbo
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Anything involving Heather Graham in the buff.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Trance & Progressive

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Seek and ye shall find.

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Tahiti
    Barbados
    Fiji

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    General cuteness. I'm a sucker for cuties.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Lost, Scrubs, The Mighty Boosh, The OC (Rach B! Ow!), Stargate Atlantis & SG1, BSG.

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    Do psychotic, chubby, old, haggardly blotds count? Haha.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Winohouse
    Shitney
    Paree
    Blohan
    Leelee Sofuglee

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Candice Swanepoel, Petra Nemcova, Miranda Kerr, Rachel Bilson, Olivia Munn, Charisma Carpenter, Sophia Bush, Heather Graham, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Candice Swanepoel will one day rule VS and the entire modelling world. Fact.

    One comment to end them all's Guestbook (33)

    Sleepy Kittah!

    where have you been dude? glad to see you back about...

    what can i do with 60kb.

    you can never tell One. there are some extremely odd lists out here in bastardly land (my own included, haha). i was searching for some pics of Petra Nemcova to try to get what the whole fuss is about... i must say, i found some nice pics...

    dude is your top 10 in order? if so whos first? candice or tisdale?

    hey One! thought it was about time i holla'd at your guestbook. hope you cool man... peace...

    Nuthin much either cute cat by the way