EvilSamurai

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EvilSamurai

Joined 27 weeks 21 hours ago

Was bastardly 2 days 12 hours 39 min ago

EvilSamurai's Bio

EvilSamurai hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Not nearly as hot as Eva... (on Caterina Murino Lookin' Beautiful @ 65th Venice Film Festival)
  • She is hot... (on Denise Van Outen @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards)
  • do not want... (on Fashion Rating: Dania Ramirez @ 23rd Annual IMAGEN Awards)
  • Hawkins is hotter but this... (on Rebecca Twigley @ The Myer Spring Racing Line Launch Party)
  • She is so glamourous. Super... (on Thandie Newton @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards)
  • Whore at a condom party.... (on Hot or Not: Bianca Gascoigne @ Durex Play Condoms Launch Party)
  • Go back under the bridge... (on Hot or Not: Beverley Mitchell @ Christina Milian's Party)
  • nope... (on Hot or Not: Anna Popplewell @ "The Duchess" UK Premiere)
  • so beautiful i want to marry... (on Miranda Kerr @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards)
  • bangilicious... (on Natalie Portman @ 65th Annual Venice International Film Festival)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Jocelyn Wildenstern or whatever the fuck her name is
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    attractive women, food, alcohol

    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Hayden Panattiere. I hate that stupid midget.
    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Olivia Wilde

    Your favorite quote is...

    "I have seen the top of the mountain and it is good." -Butthead

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Her face and overall body shape

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Anthony Bourdain, House, South Park, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chappelle Show, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, random documentaries, etc.

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/18/2008
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Diora Baird, Kate Beckinsale, Emily Blunt, Summer Glau, Rashida Jones, Olivia Munn, Petra Nemcova, Rachel Nichols, Elsa Pataky, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, Melissa Theuriau, Anne Vyalitsyna, Olivia Wilde, Alicia Witt, Odette Yustman

    EvilSamurai's Guestbook (8)

    TWICE-A-DAY
    by TWICE-A-DAY
    3 weeks 5 days ago

    i said A reason,
    Fair enough lol.....

    Rhonda
    by Rhonda
    4 weeks 1 day ago

    I love Hans Gruber. One of cinema's best villains.

    TWICE-A-DAY
    by TWICE-A-DAY
    4 weeks 1 day ago

    Kristen Bell isn't in your top 10 hottest women?

    I DEMAND A REASON!

    lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
    by lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
    6 weeks 3 days ago

    you know what they say about us black folks... we all look alike. i guess that relates to cartoons too.

    RyaNAKED
    by RyaNAKED
    8 weeks 1 day ago

    sup EVIL

    lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
    by lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
    13 weeks 19 hours ago

    hey! funny (yet disturbing) picture, lol!

    anyways i'd thought i'd add something to your guestbook since i've noticed you stalking on the odd occasion. peace...

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