Goliano

A d55.

Characteristics:

• Attacks by ludicrously exaggerating self-worth and/or multi-comment berating of anyone who dares to disagree with it.
• Benign but extremely annoying.
• Highly contagious.

Where:

• Commonly found online, trolling celebrity blogs.

Defenses:

• Be prepared to suspend reality and disbelief if attacked... a stiff drink may help.
• Make sure your anti-virus apps are updated and operational.
• Try your best to ignore - easier said than done.

Kraftwerk - Radio Version
Mariah Carey - Heat
Shalimar - A Night To Remember
Beenie Man - Ghetto Youths
Gregory Isaacs - Rock On
Shadowfax - Moonskater
Zero 7 - Monday Night
Eric Clapton - Wonderful Night
Burning Spear - Calling Rastafari
Underworld - Choose Life

d55's got a nasty case of deletitis, when it comes to the sincere and thoughtful notes I leave on her guestbook, so I'll copy 'em here until she feels better:

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Tue, 07/01/2008 - 23:34

* Goliano - just a wannabe thug, who started arguing with me out of nowhere...this one thinks he is so smart but can't argue if his life depended on it...his responses just make you say, "huh? what the?"

Fuckin' hilarious!! Your opinion rates with that of a dung beetle. Get over yourself, you insecure, online diary writing, narcissistic sociopath. And see a psychiatrist!

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Wed, 07/02/2008 - 00:15

Your logic is non-existent, you're a legend in your own mind you poor and pathetic excuse for a woman.

Hurry and erase this one, as well, before any one sees it. I'll just save it towards your future humiliation. LMFAO! Hurt indeed.

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Wed, 07/02/2008 - 00:28

Aww, look at the insecure lil wretch attempting to define people. You've gotta be out of your damn mind to think anyone takes you the least bit seriously. It's pretty sad when you think about it... pretty sad.

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Wed, 07/02/2008 - 00:33

We'll pick this up tomorrow. Dealing with you can be mentally draining.

Mañana!

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Wed, 07/02/2008 - 00:46

* Note: Shhh. Look... she's still writing and I haven't even said anything. Peep the logic at 00:41. Hehehe *

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 18:18

Lesson for the evening:

How To Reignite A Flame War That Ended 2 Months Ago 101

http://www.bastardly.com/2008-bastardly-breaking-news-rihanna-still-slee...

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Fri, 08/15/2008 - 23:17

Trying to create cyber-beef but no one is paying attention to your asinine comments? Don't pout, just latch on to one that's already smoldering.

http://www.bastardly.com/2008-adriana-lima-marko-jaric-are-having-croati...

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Fri, 08/22/2008 - 21:47

Thinks she's the Dalai Lama.
 

http://www.bastardly.com/2008-for-d55-james-hetfield-is-sleeping-around-...

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(to be continued)