Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... |
What makes you Bastardly? an overdeveloped sense of indignation
coupled with a chronic and incurable recognition of my own mortality
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 115-130lbs |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Anna Nicole Smith probably isn't looking too hot right now |
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? |
Your favorite food is... hard shell tacos |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Tyra Banks |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... well it would have been the scene in Monster's Ball
if i didn't have to see Billy Bob Thornton's ass
and if Halle Berry could have shut the hell up for two fucking seconds
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Music You Would Die Without... Black Sabbath, The Who, Monster Magnet, Nick Cave, Tad, Brahms, Beethoven, Queens of the Stone Age, Faith No More.
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Anne Coulter
because i'm pretty sure she has a penis
and i think the world should know
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Your favorite quote is... "So farewell Hope, and with Hope farewell Fear"
John Milton
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... |
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? |
Two Favorite TV Shows... Lost, 24, Deadwood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? Geese?
that's not real crazy i guess
i've been attacked by bouts of soul-sapping alienation
that's kind of crazy
right?
RIGHT!?
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Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play? Somebody Put Something Into My Drink - The Ramones
Making a Cross - Dessert Sessions 7
You're Alive - Monster Magnet
Winona - Matthew Sweet
The One - Natas
Where the Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave
Caped Crusader - Jello Biafra/The Melvins
Beck and Call - Alabama Thunderpussy
Malpractice - Faith No More
Never in My Life - Mountain
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 07/10/2008 |
Your Bastardly Location New England |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List Sandra Oh
Oprah
Rosie O'Donnel
Ellen Degeneris
Star Jones
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List Rachel Nichols, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Asia Argento, Leslie Feist, Bridget Moynahan, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Heather Graham, Petra Nemcova |
still around. Got married this summer so i was super busy