john

john

Joined 27 weeks 18 hours ago

Was bastardly 1 day 14 hours 23 min ago

New England

john's Bio

john hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Thanks man i've been super busy this summer i thi... (on lokiman the cataclysmic bastard's guestbook)
  • yes "Ah, the internet" where... (on Megan Fox Wears Blue Shades To Match Blue Wifebeater!)
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  • if she were really trying to... (on Megan Fox Wears Blue Shades To Match Blue Wifebeater!)
  • oh yeah nice boobies... (on Alicia Sacramone - USA Women's Gymastics - 2008 Olympics)
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  • fluffer... (on Fashion Rating: Kim Kardashian @ 2008 Teen Choice Awards)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    any type of guided tour

    What makes you Bastardly?

    an overdeveloped sense of indignation
    coupled with a chronic and incurable recognition of my own mortality

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    115-130lbs
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Anna Nicole Smith probably isn't looking too hot right now
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    fuck if i know

    Your favorite food is...
    hard shell tacos
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Tyra Banks
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    well it would have been the scene in Monster's Ball
    if i didn't have to see Billy Bob Thornton's ass
    and if Halle Berry could have shut the hell up for two fucking seconds

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Black Sabbath, The Who, Monster Magnet, Nick Cave, Tad, Brahms, Beethoven, Queens of the Stone Age, Faith No More.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Anne Coulter
    because i'm pretty sure she has a penis
    and i think the world should know

    Your favorite quote is...

    "So farewell Hope, and with Hope farewell Fear"
    John Milton

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Wales
    Japan
    Italy

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    face

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Lost, 24, Deadwood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    Geese?
    that's not real crazy i guess
    i've been attacked by bouts of soul-sapping alienation
    that's kind of crazy
    right?
    RIGHT!?

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    Somebody Put Something Into My Drink - The Ramones
    Making a Cross - Dessert Sessions 7
    You're Alive - Monster Magnet
    Winona - Matthew Sweet
    The One - Natas
    Where the Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave
    Caped Crusader - Jello Biafra/The Melvins
    Beck and Call - Alabama Thunderpussy
    Malpractice - Faith No More
    Never in My Life - Mountain

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/10/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    New England
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Sandra Oh
    Oprah
    Rosie O'Donnel
    Ellen Degeneris
    Star Jones

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Rachel Nichols, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Asia Argento, Leslie Feist, Bridget Moynahan, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Heather Graham, Petra Nemcova

    john's Guestbook (58)

    Holy shit! You're still around?! I thought you had left w/ the lack of comments, but glad to hear that you dish it out every once in a while.

    Hope all is smooth on your end.

    Peace out!

    Comment by john
    still around. Got married this summer so i was super busy

    hey John. long time no see. hope you're doing okay. glad to see some of your truth and class comments about the place...

    I was just browsing around peoples profiles and i read your comment about bacon. Im not kidding you, I eat it every day. Im not sure how healthy that is but its my favourite food in the world... Anyways just thought id share that!

    I don't know if I could go back to school dude. I did well but my last day of college felt so good I'm not sure I would stand it again. The pervert side of me would though, chicks were and probably still are pretty hot.

    Thank you very much! That is very nice of you......

    How's it going? Ana Nicole! Hilarious.