jjm

jjm

Joined 27 weeks 15 hours ago

Was bastardly 4 days 16 hours 8 min ago

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Recent Bastardliness

  • From IMD: Melissa Jo Hunter,... (on Hot or Not: Melissa Hunter @ 'Third Eye Blonde' Opening)
  • WOW! She is flawless! Thank... (on Charlize Theron @ "The Burning Plain" Photocall)
  • WOW, 42 and was recenlty on... (on Elise Neal @ Celebrity Catwalk For Charity)
  • Breast shield, you have got... (on Eva Mendes @ 30 Days of Fashion in Sydney)
  • She looks like the celeb... (on Christi Shake @ Celebrity Catwalk For Charity)
  • So young, so beautiful, so... (on Blake Lively & Her Sexy Legs @ Late Show With David Letterman)
  • She is gorgeous! That is the... (on Elizabeth Hurley @ Venice Film Festival)
  • In pics 3, 6, and 8 her... (on Adrianne Curry & Boobies @ The Sashi Restaurant Grand Opening)
  • So what Indian tribe is she... (on Fashion Rating: Noureen DeWulf @ Solstice Sunglass Gifting Lounge)
  • I think she is HOT! I hope... (on Hot or Not: Elizabeth Reaser @ CBS Summer Press Tour)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    Old
    Obnoxious
    Sarcastic
    Critical
    Perfectionist

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Anyplace she'll let me!

    What makes you Bastardly?

    My charming personality and brutal honesty!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    95-145
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Miley Cyrus
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Tequila, Salt, and Lime!

    Your favorite food is...
    Anything that doesn't have mold on it and fresh roadkill!
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Paris Hilton
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Anyone with an A/B/C list actress!

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Rock!

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Anyone who wants to show me!

    Your favorite quote is...

    "I did not have sex with that woman!"

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Australia, Alaska, and Argentina!

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Their cheeks!

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    NCIS
    CSI MIAMA

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A mouse and a snake! They both lost!

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Paris Hilton
    Miley Cyrus
    Madonna
    Posh Spice
    The cast of any reality show!

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Charisma Carpenter, Alyssa Milano, Beverly Mitchell, Mackenzie Rosman, Rosanna Arquette, Michelle Pfeifer, Leelee Sobieski, Josie Davis, Anne Hathaway, Lori Loughlin
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    No, I am quite shy and sincere! haha

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