ACE

ACE

Joined 31 weeks 5 days ago

Was bastardly 23 hours 53 sec ago

ACE's Bio

ACE hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Rhonda, that's the type of... (on Nikki Reed @ 15th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute)
  • Why is that we only get to... (on Eva Longoria Supports Obama & Wears Spurs Cap!)
  • lol....I think she cast some... (on Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: HSM 3 Premiere in London)
  • I hate her bangs, but with... (on Katharine McPhee @ 15th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute)
  • Ashley, because she has what... (on Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: HSM 3 Premiere in London)
  • Mr. Senator, I would first... (on Nikki Reed @ 15th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute)
  • Senator Michael Mary, you... (on Nikki Reed @ 15th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute)
  • Miley's friend will soon be... (on Mandy Jiroux @ Miley Cyrus 16th Birthday Celebration)
  • Smartass! lol At least she... (on Halle Berry - Esquire Magazine 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive)
  • How can a woman that... (on Halle Berry - Esquire Magazine 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I'm still in denial about having a foot fetish.
    I love scrapple.
    I have slightly different colored eyes.
    I can bench press over 300 lbs.
    I'm a leg man.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    In my office during normal working hours.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'm more of a gentleman, but I do have bastardly moments.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    The force of gravity on a woman does not determine her hotness.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Sarah Jessica Parker
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Hot women, alcohol, and a beer bong.

    Your favorite food is...
    Seafood or prime rib.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Paris Hilton
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    The one with Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in the movie Bound.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Hard rock, classic rock, and new country.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Kate Beckinsale

    Your favorite quote is...

    Pray for peace, but prepare for war.

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Scotland
    Dubai
    Normandy, France

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Smile

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Friday Night Lights
    The Late Show with Craig Ferguson

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    I don't recall.

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    I don't have it with me right now.

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/10/2008
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Who cares about the ugly ones.

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Kate Beckinsale, Adriana Lima, Salma Hayek, Charlize Theron, Katharine McPhee, Megan Fox, Kelly Brook, Sophia Bush, Kate Mara, Marisa Miller
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    It's Jayne Mansfield!

    ACE's Guestbook (270)

    gosh, I look for pretty feet whenever I'm bored, meaning I'm searching pics on internet. I also like to look at ugly/weird feet just because... aahaha
    I honestly think Ashley's feet are not bad, they're not the type I like, I like hmmmmmm smooth feet, don't care if they're big or small, but the skin needs to be smooth, nice toes and toenails are important. I like french pedi, red/pink nail polish but matt, dislike mettalics.
    Did you know Elisha Cuthbert was actually a foot model? Unfortunately I can't find a good pic of her cute feet.
    Omg I'm so happy somebody understands my feet obsession........ ;)

    Kate and Megan are both so hot that I really don't mind that their feet are not perfect, honesty their bodies and faces make up for their feet.
    I spent whole day yesteday looking for nice feet, lol, this is a good site:
    http://www.feetceleb.com/cute-feet.html
    also this one (takes alot of time to search it but there are best close ups there)
    http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1053...
    http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1025...
    As a woman I shouldn't be so obsessed about women's feet ;)
    have a great day,
    Leni

    Oh, okay. I'm obsessed with it for some reason.

    Where did the TRACK tab go? Mine is gone.

    Same here. I don't tickle and I don't like to be tickled. Steve learned the hard way not to do that.

    I got flakier while pregnant and never got it back after birth. LOL!

    ok last pic for today :)
    Joss Stone, gorgeous feet:
    http://img219.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=64397_stone.j01_123_196lo.jpg