Honey

Honey

Joined 31 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 8 hours 24 min 21 sec ago

Jamaica

Honey's Bio

Honey hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

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  • Hey Leni, what's up? Its been such a long time!... (on Leni's guestbook)
  • Hi, Mr. Goliano, sir Honey reporting for duty :... (on Goliano's guestbook)
  • Thanks! (I love that dress). I'm pretty good. Wh... (on rlmonalisa's guestbook)
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  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1. I have small feet
    2. I curse like a sailor
    3. I'm petite (5'5/115 lbs)
    4. I love to eat
    5. I'm Jamaican

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Gosh...this one is gonna take some thinking. I'll get back to u with this.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'm hornier than most of the guys on this site. (This is partially due to the fact that I'm in a long distance relationship) :)

    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Tori Spelling
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    1. Red Stripe Beer
    2. Hot Girls/Guys
    3. Fucking Good music

    Your favorite food is...
    Chicken....I dont care if its stewed, fried or dyed...I love it!
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    That bitch Avril Lavigne...I would knock that bitch the fuck out!
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Damn...no porn huh?..I'm out then. =(

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Hip Hop/Alternative.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    See my top 10 hottest dude list. I especially want to see what The Rock is working with. I want to know if the name fits, or if he should change it to... pebble.

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    1. Gabriel Aubry
    2. Gerard Butler (back in 300 tho.. cuz this bitch is fat now)
    3. Johnny Depp
    4. The Rock
    5. Common
    6. Ryan Philipe
    7. Blair Underwood
    8. Jon Bon Jovi
    9. Keith Wright
    10.Hugh Jackman

    Your favorite quote is...

    "Bomboclaat!" *haha..Jamaicans know what that mean!*

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    1. Paris
    2. Africa
    3. Greece

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Height...I've never been out with a short dude. I'm 5'5, you have to at least be 5'9. there's nothing better than standing next to your boo and actually being able to rest your head on his chest. Oh and if he's sitting down...his face...he has to be cute.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Family Guy.
    The Tudors

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    The Fresh Price of Belair
    Full House

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    Jake Gynellhaal (dont care about the spelling)

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/09/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    Jamaica
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1. Tori Spelling
    2. Sarah Jessica Parker
    3. Star Jones
    4. Venus/Serena Williams
    5. Paris Hilton

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Natalie Portman, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale, Adriana Lima, Megan Goode, Charlize Theron, Christina Milian, Cassie, Gabrielle Union, Megan fox
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I'm 23 and down to earth. The type of girl you can take home to mom then drive you crazy once we're alone. (The best kind):-D

    Honey's Guestbook (398)

    Your welcome ^^ Originally Tokyo, then i lived in Cali, now i'm a Florida girl...i can't seem to stay in once place. lol

    Hello beautiful :)
    Yes I'm fine, been bit busy for the past 2 weeks, doing lots of typing for a friend but I'm done so I have more time for Bastardly.
    Would you please apply for BLotD ASAP, we need BLotD and you're very cute, please consider :D
    How have you been?
    hugs!!!

    Good evening, Ms. Honey.
    At ease!

    awwl thank you :) i love your dress in that pic, it's so cute! ^^.
    i'm good, just recovering from the weekend. lol. how are you? :D

    hi :)

    Who dat dere?